This woman is simply amazing!!

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You will understand why Tony Blair said that! ;)

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Only over my dead body!!

I love my cell phone! I can’t live without it! Anywhere I go, it is always with me… even when I am at my High School, “Carolina Michaelis”. So, last week, during my French lesson, in which I was trying to communicate with some friends, my teacher tried to take it off from me. I couldn’t let her doing it, only over my dead body! Therefore I fought against her in a way to have my cell phone back, but she didn’t want to give up from her decision! That made me scream at her and make some physic strength against her. A colleague of mine, who was also using his cell phone in the classroom, recorded everything and put it on the net so everybody could see it. A few days later this happening was the first national TV’s piece of news.


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The cell phone’s case at the high school “Carolina Michaelis”

Last week, a student of the High School “Carolina Michaelis” attacked her French teacher in the course of the French’s lesson to avoid the offended to take the student’s cell phone from her, while she was making use of it in the course of the lesson. The aggressor screamed and made some physic attacks against the education’s professional. Other student who was, as well, having the lesson, recorded this incident and put it circulating on the net, making it, some days later, the first piece of the national information.

The Man, the moon, the truth

This all began on February 15th when Fox television aired a program called "Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon?", but the first document about this, came from Bill Kaysing's book "We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle," released in 1974.
For years, conspiracy theorists have said the U.S. government, the Apollo astronauts and thousands of NASA employees faked the lunar landing in order to win the space race to the moon, fought against Russia.
The conspiracy theory’s proposers have pointed to missing blueprints from several lunar vehicles, a waving American flag and several moon rocks that they say were actually collected by Wernher von Braun while on a trip to Antarctica!! But that’s not all! It was also pointed out that:

• The cameras had no white meters or view finders. So the astronauts achieved this feet without being able to see what they were doing.
• Their film stock was unaffected by the intense peaks and powerful cosmic radiation on the Moon, conditions that should have made it useless.
• They managed to adjust their cameras, change film and swap filters in pressurized clubs. It should have been almost impossible to bend their fingers. .
• The shadows could only have been created with multiple light sources and, in particular, powerful spotlights. But the only light source on the Moon was the sun.
• The American flag and the words "United States" are always brightly lit, even when everything around is in shadow.
• Not one Apollo astronaut ever contracted cancer--not even the Apollo 16 crew who were on their way to the Moon when a big flare started.
• Not one Apollo astronaut ever contracted cancer--not even the Apollo 16 crew who were on their way to the Moon when a big flare started.
• And if the astronauts were protected by their space suits, why didn't rescue workers use such protective gear at the Chernobyl meltdown, which released only a fraction of the dose astronauts would find?
• The pictures are so perfect, each one would have taken a slick advertising agency hours to put them together. But the astronauts managed it repeatedly.

Some experts believe that the mistakes were deliberate left there by "whistle blowers", who were keen for the truth to one day get out. If they are right and the pictures are fake, then we've only NASA's word that Man ever went to the Moon.
If this is truth, or else... If this is not truth, if this is all a big story based on a lie by a powerful government, what can we trust and believe in? This is a very delicate information which can change our reality. And if they were capable of make this up, they might have made up, as well, a lot of other things...
Do we really know the world we live in?

A griever mother

At 6h30pm on the past 6th February, Mrs. Mews, decided to go to her only daughter’s house, after, surprisingly, not having heard from her, for 5 days. Mrs. Mews ringed the bell a few times, but not having got any answer, she decided to enter. When she got in, she found her daughter’s bedroom in disarray. The only clue as to what may have happened came from the two drops of blood on the floor, near the window that was left open. This mother was in shock. What have really happened in this house? To whom did this blood belong? Was her daughter still alive? Those were the pertinent questions…